I Won't Schlep for Love!
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Kiss and Tell: Love vs. geography
By Maura Kelly
amNewYork Dating Columnist
May 1, 2008
A few weeks ago, I agreed to go out with a sexy, smart, successful denizen of the Upper East Side -- albeit very reluctantly. My problem wasn't a latent case of commitment-phobia. Nor was I turned off by his profession, amnesia-inducing though it was. (He said he bought and sold ... something. Everything he said immediately after "I work in finance" is lost.)
No, what made me dubious was the suitor's locale. Not that I have anything against that neighborhood, per se -- I love the museums and the park; even the haughty couture ladies from the society pages don't bother me. The real problem was the subway ride: As a freelance writer, I work from home in Brooklyn, and it would take me an hour -- as well as a transfer at Union Square -- to get to his place on any given night. Even the fancy dinners out and the Caribbean vacations I was sure he'd take me on wouldn't make up for the time and hassle of the commute.
Location, location, location. I know I'm not the only one who factors it in when assessing someone's relationship potential. As my friend Rich puts it, "The extent I'm willing to travel is directly proportional to her degree of hotness -- or my desperation."
Back in the days when I was more of a romantic -- or an idiot -- I myself wouldn't think twice about getting involved in a "long-distance" relationship. Or, at least, I did once date a guy who lived in Astoria when I was in the West Village. But these days, I'm more of a hardened pragmatist. I think it was someone's mother who once said, "It's just as easy to love a rich man as a poor man." And I think it was I who recently said, "It's just as easy to love a guy who lives in Brooklyn as one who doesn't."
I will at least consider a resident of Manhattan, particularly if he lives downtown (which is within biking distance for me) or just off my train line. Theoretically, I'll do Queens -- I do have a car, after all, and the jaunt across the BQE probably isn't too tough. But I think it's telling that the one artist from Long Island City whom I recently dated came to my place five times, while I made it to his apartment approximately ... never. This, despite the fact he wrote a song about me.
Staten Island and the Bronx, you ask? Completely out of the question. Jersey? To ask me to even consider the Garden State -- a.k.a. The Armpit of the Nation -- is offensive. (I grew up there and would never willingly go back.) Long Island or Rockland County? No, no, no. Although when it comes to the 'burbs, it's not just the traveling itself that's a problem -- it's also a lifestyle issue. As my friend Zack points out, "It can be hard to separate the inconvenience from the fact that the person in question actually lives in those kind of places." Exactly. How much could I possibly have in common with someone who has chosen to reside in Westchester?
My point is dating in this city is hard enough. I'm not going to add a schlep to the difficulty. If you live above 14th Street, baby, and you want me, I hope you have a private jet. Or at least a good car service.
Copyright © 2008, AM New York
Kiss and Tell: Love vs. geography
By Maura Kelly
amNewYork Dating Columnist
May 1, 2008
A few weeks ago, I agreed to go out with a sexy, smart, successful denizen of the Upper East Side -- albeit very reluctantly. My problem wasn't a latent case of commitment-phobia. Nor was I turned off by his profession, amnesia-inducing though it was. (He said he bought and sold ... something. Everything he said immediately after "I work in finance" is lost.)
No, what made me dubious was the suitor's locale. Not that I have anything against that neighborhood, per se -- I love the museums and the park; even the haughty couture ladies from the society pages don't bother me. The real problem was the subway ride: As a freelance writer, I work from home in Brooklyn, and it would take me an hour -- as well as a transfer at Union Square -- to get to his place on any given night. Even the fancy dinners out and the Caribbean vacations I was sure he'd take me on wouldn't make up for the time and hassle of the commute.
Location, location, location. I know I'm not the only one who factors it in when assessing someone's relationship potential. As my friend Rich puts it, "The extent I'm willing to travel is directly proportional to her degree of hotness -- or my desperation."
Back in the days when I was more of a romantic -- or an idiot -- I myself wouldn't think twice about getting involved in a "long-distance" relationship. Or, at least, I did once date a guy who lived in Astoria when I was in the West Village. But these days, I'm more of a hardened pragmatist. I think it was someone's mother who once said, "It's just as easy to love a rich man as a poor man." And I think it was I who recently said, "It's just as easy to love a guy who lives in Brooklyn as one who doesn't."
I will at least consider a resident of Manhattan, particularly if he lives downtown (which is within biking distance for me) or just off my train line. Theoretically, I'll do Queens -- I do have a car, after all, and the jaunt across the BQE probably isn't too tough. But I think it's telling that the one artist from Long Island City whom I recently dated came to my place five times, while I made it to his apartment approximately ... never. This, despite the fact he wrote a song about me.
Staten Island and the Bronx, you ask? Completely out of the question. Jersey? To ask me to even consider the Garden State -- a.k.a. The Armpit of the Nation -- is offensive. (I grew up there and would never willingly go back.) Long Island or Rockland County? No, no, no. Although when it comes to the 'burbs, it's not just the traveling itself that's a problem -- it's also a lifestyle issue. As my friend Zack points out, "It can be hard to separate the inconvenience from the fact that the person in question actually lives in those kind of places." Exactly. How much could I possibly have in common with someone who has chosen to reside in Westchester?
My point is dating in this city is hard enough. I'm not going to add a schlep to the difficulty. If you live above 14th Street, baby, and you want me, I hope you have a private jet. Or at least a good car service.
Copyright © 2008, AM New York
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